It's not STALKING, it's Monitoring

I feel the need to set the record straight. Kelly and I do not stalk, we monitor. Just because we happen to be home a lot due to hit-or-miss employment, and just because we happen to like to look outside a lot when we're perched at the internet-stealing window and just because we happen to have theories about the goings-on of our across-the-street neighbors who might be drug dealers we've decided because of all the random visits they receive from a lot of different people at all times of the day and just because we happen to jump up and look out the peep hole in the front door to catch a glimpse of the new neighbor upstairs or the other neighbor who is apparently a cop (and apparently cute!)and just because we happen to think setting up a survelliance camera near the trash bins (becuase everyone HAS to throw their trash away sometime) to see said neighbors does not make us stalkers. We are simply interested citizens who spend any given amount of time monitoring the activity within our area. Let the record be straightened.